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Arctic Fleece Blanket — "100% Certified Asshole" Funny Novelty Throw Blanket
Arctic Fleece Blanket — "100% Certified Asshole" Funny Novelty Throw Blanket
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This fleece blanket is a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement piece that wraps warmth and humor into one. The monochrome vintage label design reads like a provocation—classic typographic ornaments, skull accents, and confident wording create a rebellious, playful mood. Thick, plush fleece soothes on chilly nights while the crisp one-sided print keeps the graphic strong and readable. It’s the kind of throw you drape over a favorite armchair, toss on the end of a bed, or bring to late-night hangouts when you want to be remembered. The vibe is unapologetic and irreverent—comfort with attitude.
Product features
- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, fluffy, quick-drying
- Hemmed edges with matched seam thread for durability and neat finish
- Vibrant one-sided print with crisp black-and-white detail
- Available in three sizes; 0.1" (0.2 cm) thickness
- Adult use; blank sourced from the United Kingdom
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, fluffy, quick-drying
- Hemmed edges with matched seam thread for durability and neat finish
- Vibrant one-sided print with crisp black-and-white detail
- Available in three sizes; 0.1" (0.2 cm) thickness
- Adult use; blank sourced from the United Kingdom
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Quantity
Regular price
$21.47 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$21.47 USD
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