{"product_id":"sassy-max-i-came-for-milk-funny-graphic-tee-tall-beefy-t®","title":"Sassy Max — \"I Came for Milk\" Funny Graphic Tee | Tall Beefy-T®","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eSome days you go to the store for one thing. One thing. And somehow you end up trapped behind a cart piled higher than your will to live.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eThis tee gets it. Sassy Max gets it. And honestly? So does everyone in line behind you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who's ever reconsidered their life choices in the dairy aisle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\"I came for milk. Now I'm reconsidering all my life choices.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_3ycjt_146\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 13px; line-height: 28px; padding: 4px 0px; padding-inline-start: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eHanes Tall Beefy-T® — 3 inches longer than standard sizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eAvailable in LT through 4XLT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eMedium-heavy fabric (6.1 oz\/yd² \/ 206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eRoomy, full cut for all-day comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px; padding-bottom: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eTear-away label — no scratchy tags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Deep Royal \/ LT","offer_id":43496753528891,"sku":"17532920033032322573","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ LT","offer_id":43496753561659,"sku":"31684080849396838768","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Royal \/ XLT","offer_id":43496753594427,"sku":"16380444375773170627","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XLT","offer_id":43496753627195,"sku":"77565220872017410683","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Royal \/ 2XLT","offer_id":43496753659963,"sku":"15483325225285165009","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XLT","offer_id":43496753692731,"sku":"15383126703581919195","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Royal \/ 3XLT","offer_id":43496753725499,"sku":"25743114602284674471","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XLT","offer_id":43496753758267,"sku":"44434304212667965929","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Royal \/ 4XLT","offer_id":43496753791035,"sku":"18542467546127432878","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XLT","offer_id":43496753823803,"sku":"11036200944611787402","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/1168\/6203\/files\/5307443303754923559_2048.jpg?v=1778257466","url":"https:\/\/ramshackle-shack.myshopify.com\/zh\/products\/sassy-max-i-came-for-milk-funny-graphic-tee-tall-beefy-t%c2%ae","provider":"Ramshackle Shack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}